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You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:23 am
by exnailpounder
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Who hasn't done this? :lol:

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:42 am
by FoxZulu
All your clothes have pinhead sized burn holes in them, because it's not worth getting changed just to do that 'quick' weld ;)

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:53 am
by motox
you find broken parts by the door of your shop
with a note and a phone number attached to it.
craig

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:59 am
by maker of things
#1 cause of shrinkage (of gloves)

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:15 am
by exnailpounder
maker of things wrote:#1 cause of shrinkage (of gloves)
I wore out my good tig gloves pulling red hot tungsten out of the torch to resharpen (back when I used to dip) :lol:

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:26 am
by Farmwelding
You might be a welder if your wife pulls out an aluminum block out of the oven on thanksgiving.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:03 pm
by cherwolf
... you remember to blink after 2 minutes.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:26 pm
by ldbtx
...you try to get the stack of dimes look when you put adhesive on your dentures.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:07 pm
by exnailpounder
ldbtx wrote:...you try to get the stack of dimes look when you put adhesive on your dentures.
:lol: :lol:

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:42 pm
by Rudy Ray
ldbtx wrote:...you try to get the stack of dimes look when you put adhesive on your dentures.
.....when you run a calking gun.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:55 pm
by Farmwelding
Rudy Ray wrote:
ldbtx wrote:...you try to get the stack of dimes look when you put adhesive on your dentures.
.....when you run a calking gun.
...when you put mustard on your hot dog

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:00 pm
by electrode
...You know a lot more about grounding than most people due to the fact you stuck your filler rod to your tungsten and had your bare sweaty arms on the steel welding table. :o

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:17 pm
by Farmwelding
when you go to a park and inspect the welds

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:19 pm
by Farmwelding
...when you flick your head when you walk into the sun.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:45 pm
by exnailpounder
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Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:44 pm
by Poland308
You can tell the difference in smell between burning cotton, burning leather, burning skin, burning hair, burning boot sole, burning boot laces, burning ground cable, 6010, 7018, burning paint, burning ..... all with your eyes closed.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:29 pm
by Coldman
You critically inspect every weld you see everywhere you go day or night.


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Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:05 pm
by MosquitoMoto
Coldman wrote:You critically inspect every weld you see everywhere you go day or night.


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Oh hell I do this everywhere I go. It actually holds us up on family outings and I do it so much that my whole family knows why I've stopped and am staring at that handrail, pipe, playgym, whatever. Much eye rolling.

But the one I really relate to is "You know you're a welder when your clothes are on fire but you finish the bead before putting them out!" I have honestly done this at least three times during my short welding career.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:34 pm
by LtBadd
...you wish you had one more machine/tool/clamp...etc.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:46 pm
by sedanman
You've ever said "Hey (insert friends/ coworkers name), look, I'm on fire!"

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:51 pm
by Farmwelding
...yo have an entire rolling toolbox with only clamps

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:23 am
by Rupes
.... you have a different angle grinder for every type of zip disk, grinding disk, wire brush, flap disk, diamond disk, paint stripping disk you own.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:24 am
by Rupes
.... and you have odd patches of skin about that no longer grow hair

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:31 am
by exnailpounder
Rupes wrote:.... and you have odd patches of skin about that no longer grow hair
:lol: :lol: :lol: I honestly was sipping coffee when I read that and almost lost it.

Re: You know you're a welder if...

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:45 am
by maker of things
You nod your head before pulling the trigger on a hot glue gun