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Someone once said I have a face like a dropped pie.
So I guess it's a personal thing.


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Coldman wrote:Someone once said I have a face like a dropped pie.
So I guess it's a personal thing.
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I can think of two unflattering meanings for "dropped pie", so I'll let it go...

I was always told I had a face for radio.

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Coldman wrote:I got bit by a red back when I was a little tack. Poor thing suffered pain before it died.
Mother took me to the hospital where I was asked where I got bit, I said on the tooshy.
Nurses were relieved cause they didn't have to treat the ugly end of me.
Implying your arse is nicer than your face?
We'll accept HIS opinion on that :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Coldman wrote:Someone once said I have a face like a dropped pie.
So I guess it's a personal thing.


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Some of these sayings and phrases crack me up to no end :lol:

One of the best ones I've heard was "Uglier than a painters radio". I'm going to have to remember this one too.
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Boom, Boom...... :lol:
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God gave man 2 heads and only enough blood to run 1 at a time. Who said God didn't have a sense of humour.....
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We've got some nasty spiders here, Luckily the big baddie, the funnel web isn't near me. I get the creepy crawly feeling though. I keep my shields and gloves in a big plastic box out in the shed,
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weldin mike 27 wrote:We've got some nasty spiders here, Luckily the big baddie, the funnel web isn't near me. I get the creepy crawly feeling though. I keep my shields and gloves in a big plastic box out in the shed,
I heard" the funnel web spider can kill a man, just by lookin at im" :lol:
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Coldman wrote:I got bit by a red back when I was a little tack. Poor thing suffered pain before it died.
Mother took me to the hospital where I was asked where I got bit, I said on the tooshy.
Nurses were relieved cause they didn't have to treat the ugly end of me.
You must be the fella that when asked for a match said " Ya my face and your ass " :roll:
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Laff it up.
At least my dogs never try to lick my face...


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If there are no pictures, it didn't happen.
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I know at least two Aussies who could be descendants of this bloke...
Great wine, BTW.
Great wine, BTW.
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It's looking better now. If you look near my ear there is a second bite.
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jroark wrote:It's looking better now. If you look near my ear there is a second bite.
OUCH! It just goes to show, you can't trust a spider. ;)
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That spider had a big jaw
A student now but really want to weld everyday. Want to learn everything about everything. Want to become a knower of all and master of none.
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I heard we eat so many spiders a year in our sleep so I hope I ate him.
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jroark wrote:I heard we eat so many spiders a year in our sleep so I hope I ate him.
I think we alert around a whole peanut bar jar full every year. Must suck to be a vegetarian or a vegan-can't open your mouth while you sleep.
A student now but really want to weld everyday. Want to learn everything about everything. Want to become a knower of all and master of none.
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That might be the only protein they get!
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Hmm, how did you let it bite several times, or it was a spidergang ambush?
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Must've been an ambush in my sleep. I never felt it. Or it was one HUGE spider and I have two fang marks on the side of my face. :shock:
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