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exnailpounder wrote:And...unless you've ever had an angel wipe your ass...how would you know your toilet paper is being honest? :lol:
Well, hopefully some day it will be an Angel, and not the Devil wiping my ass. Getting older you know... :D And why would you think we weren't buds anymore? :?:
You seemed offended that I suggested you defile your bunghole with burlap :lol: That inference sure wouldn't bother me..I been divorced twice and been called everything but a white man :lol:
Well... I guess

You're a white man.
Well you can check that off of your list. :lol:

Oh and sorry for the plate and mug analogy... That made a ton of sense last night when I was right after watching Borat so excuse me for that.

And the name is Nick not farmer boy... No offense taken though :lol:
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I never called you farmer boy! Just remember...baaa means no.. :lol:
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I hope people realize I was not offended and I was trying to be funny. I did want to see that video, though.
I was socially distant when social distancing wasn't cool.
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Chips O'Toole wrote:I hope people realize I was not offended and I was trying to be funny. I did want to see that video, though.
It's all good Chips. Glad you can roll with us and take a joke. :D I will let Nick make that video as he started the whole thing with his analogy. :lol:
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exnailpounder wrote:
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exnailpounder wrote:And...unless you've ever had an angel wipe your ass...how would you know your toilet paper is being honest? :lol:
Well, hopefully some day it will be an Angel, and not the Devil wiping my ass. Getting older you know... :D And why would you think we weren't buds anymore? :?:
You seemed offended that I suggested you defile your bunghole with burlap :lol: That inference sure wouldn't bother me..I been divorced twice and been called everything but a white man :lol:
I wasn't offended. I was proud. But then I realized I didn't use burlap. So now I am going to have to try some. :o
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Pine cones work good too...just don't pull it the wrong way :lol:
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When you put your face on the stove, should you use pure argon or helium?
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Maybe I'll send you the electric corn cob. Use that and you'll never have to go to the can again. Plug her in and you'll be shocked(literally and figuratively)
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well damn, I'm offended that no one else was offended...can't we all just get along?? :lol: :lol:
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exnailpounder wrote:Pine cones work good too...just don't pull it the wrong way :lol:
Ouch. :o
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Chips O'Toole wrote:When you put your face on the stove, should you use pure argon or helium?
Liquid smoke. :)
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Farmwelding wrote:Maybe I'll send you the electric corn cob. Use that and you'll never have to go to the can again. Plug her in and you'll be shocked(literally and figuratively)
Is there really an electric corn cob? Do you taze the cattle with it like a cattle prod? Or play pranks on the pigs when you are bored? :lol:
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LtBadd wrote:well damn, I'm offended that no one else was offended...can't we all just get along?? :lol: :lol:
We all seem to get along pretty well. Lots of threads go sideways (exnailpounder usually starts it) but we usually help by answering the question(s) at hand before we get carried away. :P
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electrode wrote:
Farmwelding wrote:Maybe I'll send you the electric corn cob. Use that and you'll never have to go to the can again. Plug her in and you'll be shocked(literally and figuratively)
Is there really an electric corn cob? Do you taze the cattle with it like a cattle prod? Or play pranks on the pigs when you are bored? :lol:
Yes...it exists. My grandfather bought one at an auction. No experience but it looks painful.


OH and for jeffs sake-this derailment was my fault I guess. Not intentional but wow. I didn't know a coffee mug and plate could do so much derailment.
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I think this may be my favorite thread-jack of all time.

Good God, there's one page of actual topic, and four pages of nonsense.

It was good for a solid laugh, though.

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Otto Nobedder wrote:I think this may be my favorite thread-jack of all time.

Good God, there's one page of actual topic, and four pages of nonsense.

It was good for a solid laugh, though.

Steve S
LOL...without looking, I would be damned to remember what this thread started out to be :lol: Threads sure do go south in a hurry around here.....you guys need to cut that shit out :lol:
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If you look carefully on page one, it appears Poland308 may have have a hand in starting the southward direction of this thread when he replied to farm boy's analogy with the following:

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It takes so little a spark to start a forest fire!
I have more questions than answers

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Poland308 wrote:It takes so little a spark to start a forest fire!
Hey no smokey the bear here. No no no we have a no advertising policy on this forum. None of this "only you can prevent forest fires" crap here. Not even for the national park service :lol:

Hell I piss in my fires when I'm done so it ain't my fault.
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