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I saw this in the local newspaper many years ago, don't know if they found a qualified candidate :lol:
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That was a god one :mrgreen:
Have to admit I had to look at it 4 times to spot it.
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Pieces...I command you. Weld yourselves together.
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And the Lord said, "Let there be fusion..."
And there was fusion.

And upon the seventh day, the Lord, thy God, drug up, for amongst the masses were many evils, and these evils where called "managers". And living amongst these evils where a host of many, known to all as QC. QC were the servants of evil, doing their bidding, casting curses upon the welds of the masses.

And He rested.
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Otto Nobedder wrote:And the Lord said, "Let there be fusion..."
And there was fusion.

And upon the seventh day, the Lord, thy God, drug up, for amongst the masses were many evils, and these evils where called "managers". And living amongst these evils where a host of many, known to all as QC. QC were the servants of evil, doing their bidding, casting curses upon the welds of the masses.

And He rested.
Okay Steve, I'm beginning to get a glimpse of how your mind works, it seems very deep and somewhat Monty Python-ish
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Fair enough...

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is one of my favorite movies...

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"And Saint Jody spake, saying, First shalt
thou layeth a root pass.

Then, shalt thou run three stringer beads, no more,
no less.

Three shalt be the number of beads thou shalt
count, and the number of the beads
shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count,
nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number of beads be three,
being the third number, be reached, then
grindest thou thy weld
for thy QC, who being
naughty in my sight, shall pass it."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RocketSurgeon wrote:"And Saint Jody spake, saying, First shalt
thou layeth a root pass.

Then, shalt thou run three stringer beads, no more,
no less.

Three shalt be the number of beads thou shalt
count, and the number of the beads
shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count,
nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number of beads be three,
being the third number, be reached, then
grindest thou thy weld
for thy QC, who being
naughty in my sight, shall pass it."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Excellent rendition :lol:
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Okay, that's F$%^&*g brilliant!

Well played, sir.

What! is your favorite color?
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Otto Nobedder wrote:Okay, that's F$%^&*g brilliant!

Well played, sir.

What! is your favorite color?
(NASA) Blue!
No, wait!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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Otto Nobedder wrote:Fair enough...

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is one of my favorite movies...

Steve S
I consider it the best movie ever made.
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Well at least you guys "get" the humour.
Many Americans just don't.


Can you substitute H.R for Q.C in any of the above?
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God gave man 2 heads and only enough blood to run 1 at a time. Who said God didn't have a sense of humour.....
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