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Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:10 pm
by exnailpounder
It works GREAT! My laborer's arms are 2 inches longer today than they were. :lol: No heavy duty utensils for me any more. 20 years ago this would have been a toothpick but that wear and tear arthritis is taking it's toll...the golden years ...my ass :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:55 pm
by electrode
exnailpounder wrote:It works GREAT! My laborer's arms are 2 inches longer today than they were. :lol: No heavy duty utensils for me any more. 20 years ago this would have been a toothpick but that wear and tear arthritis is taking it's toll...the golden years ...my ass :lol:
I think the golden years must mean something else...Like we should have invested in gold years ago so we could actually retire some day. :D

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:01 pm
by exnailpounder
electrode wrote:
exnailpounder wrote:It works GREAT! My laborer's arms are 2 inches longer today than they were. :lol: No heavy duty utensils for me any more. 20 years ago this would have been a toothpick but that wear and tear arthritis is taking it's toll...the golden years ...my ass :lol:
I think the golden years must mean something else...Like we should have invested in gold years ago so we could actually retire some day. :D
I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:16 pm
by Otto Nobedder
Coldman wrote:He'll probably end up using it as a dinner fork. :)

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He posted his picture in "The Rouges' Gallery. You could be right. Make sure he's on your side in a bar brawl.

Steve S

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:18 pm
by Otto Nobedder
exnailpounder wrote: I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
That explains all the "Depends" commercials during "The Golden Girls".

Steve S

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:21 pm
by Farmwelding
Otto Nobedder wrote:
exnailpounder wrote: I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
That explains all the "Depends" commercials during "The Golden Girls".

Steve S
What kind of television do you watch?

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:31 pm
by Otto Nobedder
Farmwelding wrote:
Otto Nobedder wrote:
exnailpounder wrote: I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
That explains all the "Depends" commercials during "The Golden Girls".

Steve S
What kind of television do you watch?
This was back in college, 89 to early 90's when I was first dating my now wife. I would come to her dorm, and she was in a suite with five other girls, so the television was not under my control. Also, it was a real fat-back television with a "rabbit ears" antenna.

Jeff's about my age, and likely will get the reference.

Steve S

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:47 pm
by electrode
exnailpounder wrote:
electrode wrote:
exnailpounder wrote:It works GREAT! My laborer's arms are 2 inches longer today than they were. :lol: No heavy duty utensils for me any more. 20 years ago this would have been a toothpick but that wear and tear arthritis is taking it's toll...the golden years ...my ass :lol:
I think the golden years must mean something else...Like we should have invested in gold years ago so we could actually retire some day. :D
I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
How can you tell which guy is in his "golden years"?

He's the one with the yellow sneakers and the rusty zipper! :P

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:52 pm
by Otto Nobedder
How do you spot a blind man at the nude beach?

C'mon, now,
it's not hard.

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:04 pm
by exnailpounder
Otto Nobedder wrote:
exnailpounder wrote: I think maybe"'the golden years" is when you start pissing your pants again :lol:
That explains all the "Depends" commercials during "The Golden Girls".

Steve S
Did you really just realize that? :lol: :lol: And why the F are you watching the Golden Girls?? :lol: :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:08 pm
by Coldman
Steve,
If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar.


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Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:20 pm
by exnailpounder
Coldman wrote:Steve,
If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar.


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Youth is for young people...brains are for the smart ones. I used to be able to clear a bar...times have changed :?

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:25 pm
by Farmwelding
exnailpounder wrote:
Coldman wrote:Steve,
If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar.


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Youth is for young people...brains are for the smart ones. I used to be able to clear a bar...times have changed :?
Now some bars you wouldn't want to touch. Especially those down at the colleges. They can pretty weird.

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:22 pm
by exnailpounder
Farmwelding wrote:
exnailpounder wrote:
Coldman wrote:Steve,
If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar.


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Youth is for young people...brains are for the smart ones. I used to be able to clear a bar...times have changed :?
Now some bars you wouldn't want to touch. Especially those down at the colleges. They can pretty weird.
Somehow I bullshitted my way into getting a concealed carry lisence so I fear nothing again :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:46 pm
by motox
Coldman wrote:
Steve,
"If Jeff and I were in a bar with a brawl going on I think we'd leave quietly by the back door and go get a beer at another bar."

now there is a great the first line for a novel.......
craig

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:35 am
by weldin mike 27
The only way I would fight in a bar would be with my inner demons, and I'd still lose. Good thing I'm at a bar. Or as we call it, the pub.

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:31 pm
by Otto Nobedder
I, too avoid brawls, and fights in general. (Too old to take an ass-whipping.) When I said, "In a bar brawl," the assumption was, someone threw a sucker-punch, it's too late, and the fight's on. Leaving at this point is fleeing, and if you're the one sucker-punched, I'd think it would be a good night to have Jeff as your drinking buddy, as opposed to the other guy's drinking buddy.

I heard a comedian describe a particular martial art he uses specifically to avoid fights. It's called, "Dat-so-Kay-do".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Steve S

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:00 pm
by xwrench
Toby Keith had it right. "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was."
Cheers.
-E

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:03 pm
by Coldman
Ah yes, the coward punch. Been quite a few people die over here in the last couple of years falling backwards and hitting their head on concrete. So much so new laws were legislated to give special sentencing to these grubs.


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Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:23 pm
by noddybrian
How is it with all the bar fight & gun talk no one has mentioned " Donk " !!

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 4:24 pm
by exnailpounder
noddybrian wrote:How is it with all the bar fight & gun talk no one has mentioned " Donk " !!
Oh man I loved Donk! Who was that tough as nails rugby player that used to make the battery commercials? Made all of our NFL players wet their panties :lol:

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:15 pm
by motox
think his name was Mark Jacko

Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:23 pm
by Coldman
Aka wacko jacko


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Re: Deck Wrench

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:56 am
by weldin mike 27
I don't need a gun....I've got a donk.